A Letter to the Santa Ana Chamber of Commerce

I am a US Citizen by birth.

I was born and raised in Ohio. I am a proud US Citizen and proud of my Celtic and Latin Roots.

I want to help with English Works by encouraging the following:
1. Let us change Santa Ana to St. Anne. We must do the same thing to all foreign names in California and the USA.

2. To create One American Nation, we must accept each other for what we are and encourage marriages between ALL AMERCIAN BORN CITIZENS WITHOUT REGARD TO RACE,ETHNICITY, ANC COLOUR [I Spell like this because British English is better than American English].

3. Listen to CRI [China Radio International], CRI uses Native Born English Speakers and speak an English that is superior to the average American High School Student.

4. Start with the basics I, You, He, She [Example: I Fart, You Fart, He Farts, She Farts].

5. Intermediate Lessons [EX: The Libertarians and Greens are the true Americans, The Republicans,Democrats, Socialists, Left, Right,  Conservative, Liberals, and Wall Street are the Evil Anti-Americans who should do the work of illegal aliens.

6. Let us replace the faces of the dollar bills with true Americans such as Madonna [$1], Britney Spears [$5}, Anne Nicole Smith {$10], Imus [$20], Jamie Lynn Spears [$50], Jennifer Lopez [$100].

7. We must legalize American Traditions such as Farting and Burping in Public and we must do it with reverence. Ben Franklin once said "Fart Proudly"